{"id":780,"date":"2010-01-01T10:53:28","date_gmt":"2010-01-01T15:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/?p=780"},"modified":"2010-01-01T10:53:28","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T15:53:28","slug":"starting-the-year-off-fob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/starting-the-year-off-fob\/","title":{"rendered":"Starting the year off fob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I spent new years eve with her sister and husband.  We slept over at their place and were enjoying a nice lazy morning in bed.  My sweet spouse was playing with my goatee which has grown rather long since my trimmer broke recently.<\/p>\n<p>Wife:  Wow, it&#8217;s grown really long and fuzzy.  It feels like a turd.<br \/>\nMe:  Excuse me?<br \/>\nWife:  You know, a turd.  Like fresh grass.<br \/>\nMe:  Do you mean &#8220;turf?&#8221;<br \/>\nWife:  Oh, yeah that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I spent new years eve with her sister and husband. We slept over at their place and were enjoying a nice lazy morning in bed. My sweet spouse was playing with my goatee which has grown rather long since my trimmer broke recently. Wife: Wow, it&#8217;s grown really long and fuzzy. It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":781,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions\/781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}