{"id":220,"date":"2009-01-14T15:54:19","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T20:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/?p=220"},"modified":"2009-01-14T15:54:19","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T20:54:19","slug":"great-pickup-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/2009\/01\/great-pickup-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Great pickup lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Why do I find these beauties AFTER I&#8217;m married?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> * I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>* <span style=\"font-size: small;\">If I were an enzyme I&#8217;d be DNA helicas so I could unzip your genes.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do I find these beauties AFTER I&#8217;m married? * I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. * If I were an enzyme I&#8217;d be DNA helicas so I could unzip your genes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":221,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions\/221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phishie.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}